Your New Genetically Engineered Pet is Here!
This is a hoot: Say hello to the all new "Genpets." They are "allergen free, child safe," and "life perfected." These "mass produced" bio-engineered pets come in plastic packages where your "new buddy" rests in suspended animation" until awakened. They come in seven different "personality types," and two models, a one-year and a three-year lifespan."
Pets today, pre-selected personalities for children tomorrow! Just think, no more teenage rebellions.
Don't know if the Genpets are really sold, but if they are, they could become the new pet rock.
posted by Wesley J. Smith @ 7:45 AM
4 Comments
4 Comments:
Apparently it is hoax, but still I think it is the sort of thing that is likely to only be a matter of time.
Yes, this is a hoax, and a funny one at that. But you may be right. And, it might apply to humans.
I wish that were true, I would love to get an allergen free dog. :)
Oh my; that is alarming.
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